one red blinking light and a miracle in a bottle

I was sitting at a intersection in the middle of the country on the way home. I love the peacefulness in middle of the country. I always wanted to get inside one of the hay barns and just hang out. Grab a 40 in a paper bag and just shoot the breeze with the amigos. What a perfect night that would be, sitting on hay bales that are stacked up 100 feet, slight breeze, 40, freeway in the distance, bear mountain the other way. Ugh, what a great night that would be. So...after I received that fortune yesterday (see below) I started to think I need to be more positive so I'm a very big skeptic when it comes to energy drinks because they are massive and I feel like I'll have a heart attack if I drink them but I've been wanting to try those 5 hour energy drinks, more like a shot, and so I went to the local drug store and bought some. Those mother effers are expensive. I bought 2 for $5, and so I sat in my truck looking over the label making sure there is no meth, cocaine, or speed but everything checked out but holy crap does that thing have a shit load of vitamin C. I think it was 8000x's the amount you are suppose to have a day. So I took. I was a crazy hyper kid at work. I was working, singing and dancing. My delicious dish washer wasn't there which sucked because i was looking forward to talking to him but eh. I got all my crap done which was to cut and fill 40 cakes so they can fill the display case tomorrow (today). I still can't believe how much cake this place sells. re-donk-u-lous. But going on about the stupid energy shot, I went by a friends house after work and holy crap did I talk a lot and fast. Why the hell am I more funny when I'm delirious or drunk. who knows.... but holy crap. Try it one day and you'll know what I'm talking about. But I can't wait til my paper 40 is in my hand and just posted on that porch bull shitting the night away. Weekend. Payday tomorrow. Happy. Work at 4am. Awesome. boo. class is in session and I'm not paying attention maybe I should.... zoning in....peace.