Back Scratching

WARNING: This post is pretty raunchy so beware...

Okay since I enrolled in the local community college to gain some more knowledge. (More like to stay on my parents insurance since I wasn't employed) I've been noticing the local talent. Arvin isn't that big and if you like the taste of mexican meat then this is the place for you, but I like the white kind. I'm a big game talker and a huge flirt. So I'm having a field day at being at the CC. I have many delicious boys in my different classes and one I'm working on, he's the one I mention below (see parking spots,) he's cute in the weirdest way but the one I writing about now is in my marketing class. My fruit fly and I, fruit fly is a nickname for my main gay, spotted him the first day of class. We both fight for him and we have a huge page of back and fourth notes writing down dirty, dirty lyrics. Oh...so you want to know what we wrote, well let me see... "lets have some fun this beat is sick, I want to take a ride on his disco stick"... what the crap!!! I can't remember the other stupid lyrics but yeah they where way worst than that. But yeah he's really hard to look at since he sits in the back of the class, so me any my fruit fly have to take turns to pretend to look at the clock. Well today we had a test and there was open seats in front of us so the teacher told them to move forward so they'd have a desk to write on. Well I'm a huge sucker for nice shoulders and backs. Many of my guy friends can tell you this because I make it known and I actually got them to work on their shoulders, anyways, this delicious hunk of man was sitting a row ahead of me and he is pretty distracting especially my ADD ass that likes to focus on other things than what I need to. So he has no ass but he makes up for it in his upper body. Is it bad to think about how you would ravage him? LOL I'm a pretty dirty thinker and most of my friends know this, but man, all I could think about was how I wish I could stick my claws in his back in the heat of the moment, if you know what I mean. haha. But yes he was very distracting today, I wish he took longer on the test so I could have stared a lot longer than just a few minutes. Talking about boys, I found out the dishwasher at my work has a girlfriend! Stab in the heart! I got the low down from the other dishwasher, he was telling me how lazy the other guy was and all this other chisme. I was asking questions left and right, making him believe that I was asking the questions for a totally different reason. Man this whole hanging with Mexicans is making my chismosa side come out more. I'm connecting more with my roots and this is a big life line in the mexican culture, so yay for me. But anyways I'm going to bed to have some sweet dreams... Til tomorrow. cupcakes.