Pick up lines...

okay so i think i have time for one more. pick up lines. so the other day in class i was freezing and like i was telling joey i regret rocking shorts today and hes all i like your shorts.... he stumbled for a bit and he said i mean i like wearing shorts. im wearing some now...*awkward scilence* he was like i hope you dont think im a creeper and checking out your shorts.... i just looked at him and was like wtf? it was hilarious but anyways we where talking about pick up lines and he told me one. i'm like a bad joke... you might not like me now, but in a couple of days you will. i was laughing. ive never heard that one before and i thought it was pretty hilarious. another one was i was at work and some touched my ass on accident i held my tounge because i was going to say next time do it harder and say my name. lol well back to work...tell me your pick up lines :)